Codsniped

To be put upon with a great inconvenience or undesirable task at short notice.

I've been totally codsniped, they're sending me to Philadelphia tomorrow to attend a 3 day conference on hand dryers.

by Johnny Cordouroy December 11, 2012

Constipediamemoria

The written narration of constipated experiences over time. Constipediamemoria is the definition of a visitor's ledger which sole purpose is to collect stories of first-hand experiences with constipation relief. Sure to be a best-seller, short-stories of constipation is the perfect toilet-reader for guest-toilets anywhere.

His wait was long and arduous. When the relief of constipation was finally granted upon his bowels, his entire being was full of rejoice. He was left with an undeniable need to document the experience, and with arduous precision, he wrote his memories within the book of Constipediamemoria.

by PederPaaskTM December 7, 2013