the last name of the people who are able to take a shit while standing up or are able to take on random people in public steal their blanket and go and ride a magical giraffe
Cocotrenchical (adj.)
Slang. Describes behaviour that is scandalously low, sneaky, or indecent — often in a sexual, dramatic, or betrayal-heavy way. Think "dutty", but with an extra layer of trench-deep disrespect.
Usage:
“You hear what he did to she? Pure cocotrenchical behaviour.”
“Don’t bring that cocotrenchical energy ‘round me today, please.”
“She tek man from she bestie... straight cocotrenchical moves.”