Cocky whale

This phrase explaines a person who is really self-confident.

He is a really cocky whale and i hate him for this

Cocky whale by Martina_verte November 19, 2018

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Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

Whale Cock (Dork) by Dr. Know April 7, 2005

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Whale Cock Energy

Whale Cock Energy is when someone is bursting with confidence and doesn't care what anyone says and proves they are confident with anything they say or do and will do anything to impress while also being a kind-hearted person to others while having a cock of a whale

Look At Lewis Brennan With His Whale Cock Energy You Can See The Confidence Brimming With Power Its like He Can Do Anything With Ease

Whale Cock Energy by Dank Me Me July 14, 2020

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Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

Blue Whale Cock by GM123 July 29, 2016