Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

Cocktose Intolerant by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010

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cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

cocktose intolerant by bateworld September 12, 2022

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Cocktose Intolerant • cocknose • cocktone

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

cocktose intolerant by bateworld October 30, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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