COCKPOCK 

The start of a f’d up day

He said “ another Cockpock” day as he stepped on a fresh dog turd while walking to get the paper

She said: This is total cockpock that my heat went out last night and my car won’t start this morning!’

COCKPOCK by solstadwest September 21, 2018

COCKPOCK 

A day f'd up from the start

Stepped on a turd getting the mail in the morning and knew it was going to be a cockpock day

COCKPOCK by solstadwest September 21, 2018

cocksocket 

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole

"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."

cocksocket by Guy-No March 23, 2008

Cockjockey 

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.

In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?

Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008

cocksocket 

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her

Larry's mom is a total cocksocket

cocksocket by Anonymous April 1, 2003

cocknockled 

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockrock 

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.

Man. not another cockrock band

cockrock by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009