cockpocalypse

1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks

guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"

by maddawgc January 7, 2010

cockpocalypse

when there are no girls in a room (or seems like) but plent of guys

Guy1: I cant find a single girl in the place
Guy2: Yeah its like a cockpocalypse

by b1ackace108 November 25, 2009

cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

Cockopocolypse

The cockopocolypse is when your dick is so big. It causes havoc in all vaginas it encounters

Bro I just fucking destroyed this bitch. It was a cockopocolypse

by LVAssassain May 1, 2015

cowpocalypse

A teenage boy who is fond of xbox and weed, also has the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around.

What is that!! Ohh thats just a cowpocalypse dont mind it

by soysauce5 November 13, 2011