Cockitrios 

A guy with a cock up his ass

Dimitrios is a cockitrios and he loves it.

Cockitrios by Tukandum March 16, 2018

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

cockitis 

Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.

"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.

cockitis by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008

Hyper-cocktrosys 

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

Hyper-cocktrosys by anonymous January 14, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004