Cockitrios 

A guy with a cock up his ass

Dimitrios is a cockitrios and he loves it.

Cockitrios by Tukandum March 16, 2018

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

cockitis 

Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.

"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.

cockitis by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008

Hyper-cocktrosys 

When your truck mate has the urge to masterbate while looking you directly in the eye medically

I reported my coworker for directly looking me in the eye until he came but the HR he had a severe medical condition called Hyper-cocktrosys

Hyper-cocktrosys by anonymous January 14, 2022