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CockRocket 

Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?
Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
CockRocket by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009
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cockrocket 

When a man and woman (or other man) are having anal sex and the receiving partner farts, forcing themselves off of the penis of their lover in a rocket like fashion.
"Rick and I were going at it last night, but he had had too many burritos earlier and totally cockrocketed across the bed."
cockrocket by Jesus Brigade June 17, 2008

Cockrocket 

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.
Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.
Cockrocket by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008

Cockrocket 

When you get erect so fast that your schlong goes right through your pants.
I've got a bad case of a cockrocket!
Cockrocket by ititititits April 12, 2015

Cockrocket 

1. A cock that erects at an extremely fast rate like a rocket.
2. An insulting term for a male.
1. This cockrocket is better than Kim Kardashian’s.
2. You foul little cockrocket.
Cockrocket by miksa21 December 14, 2018

Auburn Cockrocket 

When you cum so hard it turns both of your heads red.
Wow bill looks really tanned today! No George he was in the office with Penny, he obviously gave her an Auburn Cockrocket!
Auburn Cockrocket by AimForTheKnee October 26, 2016

the american cockrocket

A group of five or more american males fucking each other from behind until all the males are involved, thus creating a circle of enjoyment where every 15 seconds, each male takes turns groaning and cumming in their partners asshole.
The group of males had to take part in the American cockrocket in order to get into the sewing club.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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