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cock wobbler 

One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.
That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..
cock wobbler by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

Cock wobble

Your a cock wobble
Cock wobble by Peniswrinkle April 21, 2020

wombled cock 

a dick that has nut and been milked so much that it can nut no more.
that twink gave me a wombled cock, might as well have been an incubus...
wombled cock by limelipslover August 5, 2025

Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020

Cockwobbler 

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.
Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.
Cockwobbler by TrevBot June 7, 2013

Cockwombled 

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example
When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled
Cockwombled by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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