Cock Closet 

A woman's vagina.

Damn, she has one snug cock closet or dang that thing is as big as my walk-in closet.

Cock Closet by Yanks01 January 5, 2009

Cock closet 

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

Cock closet by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019

closet cock 

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

closet cock by Pseudos January 3, 2019