Cock Wan

After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.

Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

cock wand

Using your cock like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (bum hole) to produce a magical potion

whilst Andrew was playing dungeons and dragon, he slapped his 'COCK WAND' into zena dirty brown pot

by A2l September 11, 2008

cock-wank

A conjunction of the words cock and wank in order to achieve a word that is a derrogatory term reffering to someone who is a complete cunt. The double word/hyphen combo give it a very lengthy presence, however the sharp c and k sounds make for a very hard hitting delivery

Barney is a complete cock-wank

by Beat-Hoven February 14, 2006

cock wank

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.

What a cock wank!!!!

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

cock wank

To discribe A 10/10 bird that gives you the horn without physical contact.

Out in a club/bar and you see a girl thats looking real fit,you turn to ya mates and point her out by saying
"check out the little cock wank over in the corner"

by Dubber May 25, 2006

cock wanger

My little brother, Taylor...

by Wade March 22, 2003

cock nugget wank head

Howard Cheng

"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"

by Barry Norman July 10, 2003