Cock Tear

Pre-cum. When the cock is pointed upward and the pre-cum trails down the back side like the dick is crying

Dude, she was so hot she gave me a Cock Tear

I used a cock tear to lubricate my dick when I masturbated last night

by Cybocs March 29, 2009

Cock Tear

An oozing ejaculation, that resembles a tear because of its dripping nature.

"I totally Just busted a Cock Tear all over her face"

"Ahh, that just made me let go a Cock Tear."

by Aidan P. May 29, 2005

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009