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one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

cock swindler by ricky bales February 5, 2004

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Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

Cock Swindler by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

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Tindler Swindler Cock

Cock designed to swindle/ Dick capable of making a person do the unthinkable

Alex Davis possess is a Tindler Swindler Cock. After getting a taste of his Tindler Swindler Cock, Ms. KOFFIEA loaned Mr. Davis $6,000 in cash in the space of 2 weeks.

Tindler Swindler Cock by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022

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Cockswindler

An individual who gains cock through the art of deception.

Kyle is such a cockswindler! He can be so rude!

Cockswindler by Riskbreaker2987 June 12, 2007

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cockswindler

One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.

I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.

cockswindler by RM June 25, 2003

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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