cock stroker

someone who strokes cock for pleasure.

matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.

by cali made June 29, 2008

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party

Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “

by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019

Cock Stroke

An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)

I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.

by Doc October June 17, 2009

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

anal cockstroke

A word that rhymes with Angel Castro. He thinks eating cum is kinky.

Example:

Friend: say something kinky
Friend #2: I'll suck your toes
Anal Cockstroke: I'll eat your cum.

by Mr.Man777 January 7, 2017