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Cock Stopper

1. Noun: A girl/boy who stops stroking the meat RIGHT when you are about to cum. This term only applies to a Handjob/Blowjob but only when the orgasm is ruined.
Alex: Hey dan your mom is a cock stopper! She stopped suckin RIGHT when I began to shoot it and it ruined my orgasm.
Cock Stopper by Pectabyte August 4, 2006
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cock stopper

1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.
See Eddie Murphy.
cock stopper by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

cock stopper

a female that has a large nose, hence preventing her from performing an proper blowjob.
did you see the cock stopper on that bitch?
cock stopper by jerryduschbag January 13, 2011

cock stopper

A valve used in chemistry for titrations that controls the flow of a liquid (preferably white). They are prone to leakage and can cause a large, white mess. Cock stoppers are sometimes refereed to as "cocks" for short.
Dude did you see his 'cock was leaking? That will make a mess! Those cock stoppers are so gay!
cock stopper by shoeman123 November 14, 2011

Cock-Stopper 

A person that stops the cock from entering the pussy.
Cock-Stopper by Tipsy-rob July 29, 2008

cock stomper 

just when a man has picked up and believes he has a chance, finds his score making out with someone else.
Shae "how'd you go last night?"
Bart " thought i had a root for sure, then saw her kissin another dude"
Shae "What a cock stomper"
cock stomper by Roshaem October 26, 2009

Little Cock Shopper

Someone who finds tiny cocks cute. They shop for them everywhere. A lot of people HATE this.
Person 1: *buys tiny cock*
Person 2: LOOK GUYS! A LITTLE COCK SHOPPER! HAHAHA!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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