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Cock Space 

The space between one man's cock and another man's cock. If said space becomes shorter than a known standard, this is known as a violation. When in doubt, go back to back with guns.
Man A: "Do you mind if i stand facing you with less than 2 inches between our cocks?"

Man B: "That sir is a violation of cock space. No thank you."

Man A: "How about if you and I go back to back with guns?"

Man B: "Right on."
Cock Space by Oats1987 June 11, 2011
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Space Cock 

When a loyal nigga finds any phenomenon which has a chance of being cursed speak this holy word to be blessed by the holy homie in three persons

Bitch.
BigNigga saw some strange objects sticking out of the ground and began to chant “Space Cock”

From the heavens, the holy homie blessed him with fifteen family buckets of fried chicken

BigNigga lived on to have three children with his wife. He died from diabetes at age fourty-eight weighing sevenhundred pounds
Space Cock by ElevenInchesFlacid February 27, 2018

Space Cock 

Legend has it if you say this word at least 9 times in the bathroom alone with the lights off while spinning in circles wearing nothing but spongebob underwear, the ghost of the royal and lovely chicken will visit you and grant you 88 buckets of fried chicken and an blow up sex doll.
Bob was feeling really lonely one night so he decided to hit up one of his friends named Peter. Peter told him the legend of Space Cock which had Bob shook :0 bob then decided to put on his spongebob undies and summon the ghost of the royal and lovely chicken. He wasn’t lonely anymore as he had 88 buckets of fried chicken and his new sex doll friend Patricia.
Space Cock by Hot pizza lover 6669 February 28, 2018

Space Force Cock Wallup

slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Cock Spackle 

Someone who, in the process of beatin' their dick all over a woman's face, proceeds to bust a nut on her face and use their cock to spackle their skeetle all over her, much in the same manner as a painter or other craftsman.
Damn, I blew a wad on that bitches face and cock spackled it all over!
Cock Spackle by Sir Skeets A-Lot October 3, 2006
A euphemism for come. Usually invoked when the scent of that salty goo is in the air. Some trees emit a similar smell, particularly the ginkgo. Such groves can be termed a "cockspice forest".
Walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest.
cockspice by mista J November 7, 2008

cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.
The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.
cockspice forest by ThevRDM December 9, 2018