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cock smooch 

cock smooch by anon January 31, 2003
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cock smooch 

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult
cock smooch by Aidyn April 12, 2005

cock smooch 

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.
Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!
cock smooch by Chloedog December 13, 2003

Cock smooch 

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.
Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.
Cock smooch by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019

cock smooch 

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.
See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.
cock smooch by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

Cock-Smooch 

A guy or girl who is a down right cock to you
Did you see that cock-smooch today in the hallway making fun of this little kid

Cock Smoocher 

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.
Cock Smoocher by jfmjr January 14, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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