Cock-Monster

A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.

Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.

by moonstar73 October 05, 2006

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler June 01, 2010

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 09, 2003

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 12, 2008

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

cock monster

Extremely large monster (usually black) closely resembling the form of a male penis.. Normally residing in residential swimming pools and bathrooms... rises from dormant state when provoked by habitual line stepping hos and blue balls.

Rudely awakened from his slumber, the dark skinned COCK MONSTER, growled as she put her cloths back on!!!

by John and Derek June 22, 2006