cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

cock loaf by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006

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Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

Cock Loaf by ur mmoommy gaye March 15, 2020

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cockloaf

same as sausge fest but with more cock

man that party was a total cockloaf

cockloaf by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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