cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

cock loaf by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006

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Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

Cock Loaf by ur mmoommy gaye March 15, 2020

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cockloaf

same as sausge fest but with more cock

man that party was a total cockloaf

cockloaf by joeydrapeau January 31, 2006

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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