Cock Knobbler 

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object

Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler

Cock Knobbler by Cj55 October 18, 2008

cock knobbler 

A male homosexual.

cock knobbler by Gregg July 12, 2003

cockknobbler 

Anyone who shows a predisposition towards or who enjoys the act of knobbling cocks.

Wow, she's a real cockknobbler.

cockknobbler by Mike February 6, 2003

Cocknobbler 

A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.

Arrrggghh!!! I just got cocknobbled by a cocknobbler!

Cocknobbler by Knightmarine April 6, 2015