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Cock Fighting 

The act of a male to conceal an inevitable erection occurring in a public location often for absolutely no credible reason. Common strategies include visualization of overweight women or holstering ones penis upward via the waistband of the pants.
Dave got a boner during his best man speech. His attempt at cock fighting proved unsuccessful.
Cock Fighting by PloskJ January 9, 2012

Cock fighting 

Let's start the cock fighting, what are we waiting for? You're right, the audience isn't here yet, let's wait , I'm just so psyched about it!
Cock fighting by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016

Cock Fighting 

When two males fight over available pussy.
Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.
Cock Fighting by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Extreme cock fighting 

I ran into some old friends on lambardy lane they had the look of shame i think they were Extreme cock fighting
Extreme cock fighting by Fatmex October 6, 2021

shirt cock sword fighting 

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

Briggsy Cockfighting 

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.