A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The
winner is determined after
one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The
winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to
bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the
world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last
night's Briggsy
Fishing, Cedric.
Me too, Percy. I think its
time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.