Man or Woman. Using underhanded measures to get cock. e.g. date rape drugs, and alcohol. Normally a result of being ugly and having to resort to extreme measures to get cock. - Trying to get cock by trickery, rather than flashing tits or pussy in the normal manner.
'that ugly slag got me pissed and shagged me, there is no way I would of touched her, she is such a cockfiend'
This unatural 'disorder' can affect both men and Women, who is too /ugly/lazy/fat/smelly or generally repulsive who has raging desires for "a bit o' cock"
People like this normally live alone or with their paretns until they die/marry. If they do have a partener, he or she is normally disabled/dead/just as fat/blind.
These people are to be avoided at ALL costs, they are dangerous too us all, every one of us.
"ooo watch out! Its that cockfiend from up the road!"
"Jonni u big cock fiend!"
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*