Cock Dance

When you thrust your hips up and down while your legs are spread over and over (very fast), causing your dick to slap up and down, off of both your stomach and from between your legs.

Jess opened the door to my Cock Dance in the mirror. Needless to say, she was impressed.

by TheZaboGuy April 11, 2010

cock dancer

1)A slut who knows how to work a penis
2)A faggot (like me)

1) She is the best cock dancer ever!
2)What a fucking cock dancer

by Queen Muff February 23, 2007

cockmance

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.

"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"

by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

Cockmancer

One who loves cock; a conjurer of cocks.

Matt: Burnham sure loves cocks.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.

by njdude2105 September 30, 2016

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011