cob on

Verb: (I think)

Origin: Northern England

Term used to describe the state of being usually referred to as grumpiness or sulking. Aka 'being in an arse', 'having a mard' or just basically being a miserable, pissed off so and so.

Peter: "What's wrong with that stupid bitch?"

Paul: "F*** knows, she's got a cob on"

by Glenn Parington July 11, 2005

Cob on

Bad tempered mood,

"He wouldn't talk to me as he had a right cob on" or
"She had such a cob on that she wouldn't even put the kettle on"

by Elizza June 12, 2006

Cob on

Having a boner or hard on

Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public

by Xdst33 November 10, 2018

Cob on

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

or

To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.

Im going to Cob on

by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023

Cob On It

Synonym of the phrase “send it”. To do without regard of consequence or outcome.

Friend “Why are you speeding towards that ramp?”

Me “Sometimes you just have to cob on it.”

by 5.9 Magnum V8 October 22, 2018

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Got a cob on

Sulking (Leicester/East Midlands)

He's got a cob on because he can't go to the game.

by cbleicester October 29, 2009