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cob knob 

When you have anal intercourse shortly after your girlfriends has consumed a healthy corn rich meal and the resulting colon thrashing has dislodged a piece or whole kernel or corn to become secretly lodge betwixt the head and shaft ( or inside of the foreskin for all the meat sheath wielders out there) of your knob only to be discovered later while cleaning up after the o ring wailing mentioned earlier
Dude last night my girl let me put it in her crap trap it was awesome except the KFC famous bowl she are had substantially more corn than normal anyway I finished and was cleaning up and found a half piece or the kernels golden corn lodged in my foreskin, bitch gave me a cob knob
cob knob by the jawbreaker March 27, 2015
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Cob Knob 

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.
Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.
Cob Knob by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

corn cob knob slob 

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob
"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB 

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.
Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"
knob on your cob by Hourumiyamoto September 13, 2016

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob 

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

jump on my knob like corn on the cob