When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.
"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"
"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."
"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"
"Well, better to be safe than sorry."
"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."
"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"
"Well, better to be safe than sorry."
by Disco duck March 18, 2014
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