Coatus Interruptus 

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."

Coatus Interruptus by Disco duck March 18, 2014

coitus interruptus 

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

coitus interruptus by hal March 25, 2004

coitus interruptus 

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

coitus interruptus by Richard Black March 24, 2005

catus interruptus 

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

catus interruptus by LBo979 December 3, 2010

coitus interruptus 

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

coitus interruptus by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

coitus interruptus 

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

coitus interruptus by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

coitus interruptus 

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm

Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!

coitus interruptus by Sex_is_a_Drug May 10, 2010