Coads

Often referred to as a small individual with an enormous schlong.

Possible purple belt.

There goes Coads with his gigantic schlock over his shoulder

by Coadster November 23, 2021

WEST COAST ELITIST

A person of east coast decent who moved west and lost all sensibilities from the old country... Lives in multiple places in California, travels abroad multiple times a year, eats only the freshest, organic, non gmo, cage free, range free diet while sitting watching jets highlights from 1993

That bitch be trippin yo, his west coast elitist ass ain’t comin back to the motherland without an attitude adjustment..I’m gonna make dat ho pay for a slice at m&s and a coke... you got that right bra!!

by Tony tea bags lopinto January 21, 2019

Coadtsai

Cough Of Air Due To Slightly Amusing Information

Often used to express slight amusement at someone's attempt at humor which clearly wasn't worthy of a mere 'lol'.

Is becoming increasingly used in various internet cliques to satire the ridiculous and contrived nature of various acronyms used in Internet pop culture.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out this hilarious lolcats image macro!
Guy 2: coadtsai

by MarioPartyButtonMash May 17, 2011

puddy cods

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

by ashane November 15, 2016

coaster caddy

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.

Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.

by gubes August 12, 2014

codslap

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Coaster Sweat

Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best

Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: WTF....
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thanks

by SlySimp August 30, 2021