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Coach the Browns to the Superbowl 

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.
Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Move the brown couch to the basement 

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

Brown spot on the couch

Somewhere where someone has pooped on the couch
HEY THERE IS A BROWN SPOT ON THE COUCH WHO DID IT???