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1. A variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the anus. May include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.
2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
Ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.
Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!
Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain
Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!
Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain
clyster by TheBSharps September 24, 2007
clisma
Artificially induced bowel movement. Either with warm water or espresso. Espresso roast is especially recommended before anal sex because of the deep cleansing effect. One French press cooled down to body temperature should do the trick. Starbucks Espresso roast for the upscale poofs and any other coffee for the rest of us. Usually before engaging with the Schwartz.
Howard recommended that this clisma was the most satisfying experience he ever got out of any Starbucks product. The turd place was really enjoyable after it had been filled with a Venti Caffe Americano.
clisma by Billy Bubba July 7, 2008
Clyst
Clyst by Hairyjapmandoo July 19, 2011
Clysygonnaherpaids
The combination of various sexually transmited diseases/infections merged together for maximum effect. Results of contracting this fatal disease include uncontrolable produce of excrament at a rapid rate and seamen spurting from the the rectum as well as the presence of various discouloured boils on the sexual organs.
Clysygonnaherpaids by Big mo' May 17, 2009