Clysm

When a virgin who asks a stupid question during Blizzcon says "In Da Clysm"

In Da Clysm there will be fire and teleporters

by IndaClysm October 25, 2010

clyster

1. A variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the anus. May include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.

2. A derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

Ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.

Shit, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!

Stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain

by TheBSharps September 24, 2007

clisma

Artificially induced bowel movement. Either with warm water or espresso. Espresso roast is especially recommended before anal sex because of the deep cleansing effect. One French press cooled down to body temperature should do the trick. Starbucks Espresso roast for the upscale poofs and any other coffee for the rest of us. Usually before engaging with the Schwartz.

Howard recommended that this clisma was the most satisfying experience he ever got out of any Starbucks product. The turd place was really enjoyable after it had been filled with a Venti Caffe Americano.

by Billy Bubba July 7, 2008

Clyst

Another word for the gooch

fuckin' hell, I've got such a sweaty clyst right now

by Hairyjapmandoo July 19, 2011

Clysygonnaherpaids

The combination of various sexually transmited diseases/infections merged together for maximum effect. Results of contracting this fatal disease include uncontrolable produce of excrament at a rapid rate and seamen spurting from the the rectum as well as the presence of various discouloured boils on the sexual organs.

damn bitch, you are showing classic signs of clysygonnaherpaids...i aint hittin that shit for free.

by Big mo' May 17, 2009

clymer

A major-league asshole.

That's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times.

by us17 July 27, 2003

CLysta

Clysta is a loving person and good in bed. She is funny and makes sad peoples day. If you doubt her she will show you what she can do. She is tall, dark hair, thicc, and loves to hangout. You will never forget the night you met her.

-Mia did you see clysta she is sexy.

by Clysta December 23, 2019