clisma 

Artificially induced bowel movement. Either with warm water or espresso. Espresso roast is especially recommended before anal sex because of the deep cleansing effect. One French press cooled down to body temperature should do the trick. Starbucks Espresso roast for the upscale poofs and any other coffee for the rest of us. Usually before engaging with the Schwartz.

Howard recommended that this clisma was the most satisfying experience he ever got out of any Starbucks product. The turd place was really enjoyable after it had been filled with a Venti Caffe Americano.

clisma by Billy Bubba July 7, 2008

Climacophobia 

Derived from the Ancient Greek κλῖμαξ (klimaks, “ladder, staircase”) and φόβος (phobos, “fear”) it can be defined in at least two ways:
1 The morbid fears of stairs or climbing stairs;
2 The fear of staircases or falling down stairs;
Similar in some ways to Bathmophobia and Descendophobia.

Malcolm doesn’t suffer from climacophobia he’s just such a hamplanet he doesn’t like the work involved.

Climacophobia by AKACroatalin January 31, 2017

Climate activist 

People who sit on streets like npc's and throw stuff at cars and act surprised when they get retaliation

Climate activist: STOP USING OIL!!!!!!!
Gigachad: stfu lmao

Climate activist by galactica423 September 27, 2023

Climax 

The most dramatic and exciting moment of a story, usually containing high levels of action and fighting.
Also, the point in sex where a person orgasms. Usually the most intense part (like the above definition).

The climax of this story is when the hero saves London from the evil villain!
He was reaching his climax quicker than he wanted!

Climax by Lionberry December 30, 2020

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.

Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.

climate sceptic by antiglobe October 28, 2010

Climate Oppressed

The perpetual forecast of 71 and fluorescent in the office, despite the weather outside. Like climate controlled, except sinister.

I'd rather have frostbite than a climate oppressed cubical, I can't even tell if the sun is out!

Climate Oppressed by Rapevan March 18, 2009

climactivist 

A person that engages in ardent climate activism as it relates to global warming issues.

The police arrested about 50 climactivists who were demanding that the government do more to stop global warming.

climactivist by nejking June 1, 2016