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clusters 

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo
clusters by EGB1 June 20, 2022

database clusters 

The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.

Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."
1: "How's you day been?"
2: "Refreshing"
1: "Why refreshing? Did you go for a swim? Have a shower? Sit under a waterfall?"
2: "No, I sat inside refreshing TUMBLR ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE FCUKING DATABASE CLUSTERS"
database clusters by -katt December 6, 2010

Fruity Clusters

well look at the boys over there in their fruity clusters.
Fruity Clusters by funstuff83 August 8, 2017

career clusters 

A career cluster is a group of jobs and industries that are related by skills or products.
There are career clusters in the fast food business
career clusters by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

scrotum clusters 

(n.) a small group (3 or more)of grape seeds in a given area any given time.

(v.) the act of searching for grape seeds that look like mini scrotums.
(n.) "Here, have some scrotum clusters. Keep it with you at all times."

(v.) "Let's go scrotum clustering!"
scrotum clusters by mikekale May 28, 2008

nerds gummy clusters

a stupid thing soho poser up in flames feins say when they want to sound unique and funny. if someone says this- beat their ass until they’ve grown a pair
my favourite underground streetwear brand is nerds gummy clusters hahahaha *snorts while voice cracking*
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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