Club Fed 

a posh, minimum security prison for federal white collar crimes (like tax evasion or insider trading)

If Martha Stewart is convicted of insider trading, chances are she'll only do a couple years in Club Fed.

Club Fed by Nate June 10, 2003

Club Fed 

A minimum security prison with living conditions more lax than other minimum security prisons. These may include such things as a golf course, a horse farm, or a bowling alley, and allowing prisoners their own lock and key for their more comfortable than usual "cells."

Families of the victims of a serial sex killer were outraged he was transferred to Club Fed, even though he provided prison officials with information about several other at large sex offenders.

Club Fed by BlastFurnace August 1, 2025