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clown cock 

the act of placing a clown nose at the tip of your cock.
dude i gave my self a nice ass clown cock lastnight.
clown cock by jlorrriaaaaa April 26, 2010

Black Clown Cock

You know you are fucked when a black clown cock is coming towards you, usually found on black clowns and are much larger than the average black cock, around 20 inches average
I saw a black clown cock that was 51 inches.

oh shit here comes a black clown cock say goodbye to your anus
Black Clown Cock by longdiccnibba69 February 18, 2019

cock clown 

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man
Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.
cock clown by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004

Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
Clown car Cock block by alwaysangry November 30, 2009

Cupcake Cock-Clown 

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.
Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.

cock-knocking-clown-fucker 

the act of being a horneyer
Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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