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Clown Math 

Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.
1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."
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Clownathon 

A hoe ass nigga who does weird shit frequently. Usually the headass of the group.
“the homie Corey cuffed that hoe after she let everybody hit”
“I tried to tell y’all, he’s a clownathon”
Clownathon by KayKayGurl October 1, 2017

clownmate 

is someone whom you share your none existing theories with. This is most commonly used by kpop stans who always exchange close to impossible situations regarding their idols
Zakiah is the most loyal clownmate.
clownmate by Bobbin trash September 26, 2020
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026