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clotheshorse 

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
clotheshorse by Nicole September 4, 2003
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clothes horse 

A person who is passionate about new clothes. A big shopper and consequently, a big spender.
Suzy is a real clothes horse!
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clothes horse 

Somebody, usually a model, who has a stick-instect, gamine figure and therefore can fit into super-trendy clothes in tiny sizes. If they are a model, they change their clothes frequently and always look cool (in the fashion world, at least).
"Kate Moss is such a clothes horse. I wished I looked as good as her..."
clothes horse by vintagePOP June 20, 2009

clotheswhore 

Dude, look at that fucking clotheswhore. He's got that drip.
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
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girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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