Closeted Homo 

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

Closeted Homo by reacts4u May 9, 2024

closeted homowhatever 

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

closeted homowhatever by Joe February 26, 2005

Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner

Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner by the jester of all jesterers February 10, 2010

closeted homophobe 

a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.

random person: “you’re homophobic.”

closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “

closeted homophobe by imverygaydontworry March 2, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022