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Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012
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closet sister

two females who are best friends that partake in sexual acts while still maintaining a heterosexual lifestyle
jenna and macy are closet sisters but jenna has a boyfriend
by swoosh_bear92 June 20, 2011
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Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
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