Clobear 

Clobear is a cute nickname for people like Chloe’s, Clovers, and more! Using this name warms their heart! But if you don’t get to know them first, they’ll be very creeped out! But if you do know them and want to get them to like you, or even be in love with you, don’t forget to call them Clobear!

Person A: “Hey Clobear! You look really nice today! But then again you look nice all days”
Person B(Clover, Chloe, etc):”Thank you! You two!” *blushing*

Clobear by Yes_Breh21 January 12, 2024

colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

colbear by Larry S September 15, 2007

Clober 

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

Clober by Dewe March 3, 2019

Claire Colbear 

The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.

"Hey did you see Claire Colbear's new youtube video?"
"Ya! She is so cool!"

Claire Colbear by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019

Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

Colbear by Larry S January 2, 2009

clobering time 

when you get enraged and you want to wreck everything

when i was walking down main street and the guy threw some crap at me i straight up went into clobering time mode and wrecked him so badle

clobering time by Troy dagdigian June 16, 2008

clober 

To be clean and sober form mind altering substances. In recovery I want to stay clean and sober.

After twenty years of substance abuse, today I am clober. To remain clober is a new way of life.

clober by cjwiggy71 May 14, 2010