A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.

Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!

by Clobberite August 23, 2018

clobber claw

"Hand me the clobber claw."

by kmojoh September 4, 2006

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber December 15, 2015

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021