clitus

an overzealous spaz.

Shut the hell up ya damn clitus!

by D.C. July 23, 2003

clitus

diarea of the mouth

A person who talks a lot of shit...speaks Clitus

by ?? February 6, 2003

Clidus

Illegal in Sweden.

“Murder is Clidus.”

by theCOOLkikodeoro May 17, 2021

St. Cletus

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.

St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me

by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

airborne coitus

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

clittsy

Courageous, bold, brave; the equivalent for females of ballsy.

He: It's amazing that she had the guts to say that to the teacher. She had to know it would get her in trouble because it's obvious that he completely disagrees with her opinion. Courageous!

She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.

by ring-tailed roarer June 6, 2009