Clij 

1.) A mythical sexual organ, belonging to neither men or women. Located in the same spot as the penis or the vagina, it is a raised bump, with a whole in the center. The whole is 1-2 centimeters in circumference, and cannot be used for sexual intercourse.

2.) An insult of the worst kind. Used to describe people, who have no redeeming qualities.

1.) "Hey, how much would it suck to have a clij instead of a penis?! You wouldn't be able to do anything fun!"

2.) "Yo, that Ev kid is such an unathletic, unfunny, awkward, asshole." "Yea, he is a total Clij!"

Clij by MyPeeingBrick September 30, 2009

Clijazzle

An individual who has had their opinion changed by adding some sparkly stuff to a piece of their work

I just clijazzled them and they loved it

Clijazzle by GeekblokeRB37 December 18, 2010

Clijohnson 

A clit that is so big it could almost be mistaken for a penis.

Yeah.i picked up this ho on the street
An took her. Back to the hotel. When she got naked
I could see she had a clijohnson.so I didn't know ii she was a man or a woman.

Clijohnson by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021