Clij 

1.) A mythical sexual organ, belonging to neither men or women. Located in the same spot as the penis or the vagina, it is a raised bump, with a whole in the center. The whole is 1-2 centimeters in circumference, and cannot be used for sexual intercourse.

2.) An insult of the worst kind. Used to describe people, who have no redeeming qualities.

1.) "Hey, how much would it suck to have a clij instead of a penis?! You wouldn't be able to do anything fun!"

2.) "Yo, that Ev kid is such an unathletic, unfunny, awkward, asshole." "Yea, he is a total Clij!"

Clij by MyPeeingBrick September 30, 2009

Clijazzle

An individual who has had their opinion changed by adding some sparkly stuff to a piece of their work

I just clijazzled them and they loved it

Clijazzle by GeekblokeRB37 December 18, 2010

Clijohnson 

A clit that is so big it could almost be mistaken for a penis.

Yeah.i picked up this ho on the street
An took her. Back to the hotel. When she got naked
I could see she had a clijohnson.so I didn't know ii she was a man or a woman.

Clijohnson by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008