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Clifton li

In Canada, Clifton Li is to mean

"The Brotha of All Dads"
Allan: Yo man, your dad is super l337 pwnz0rs of a playa.
Clem: Indeed, He is the Clifton Li.
by Jehu July 6, 2004
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cliftonland

a place you reach by being under the influence, a drug induced nirvana.
Man, I was so smashed last night that I was in Cliftonland.
by awesome_person686 July 6, 2009
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Cliftonite

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.
by totefofo October 21, 2010
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Cliftonism

The single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.
"I cosplay with myself."
by Perkar October 21, 2004
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Cliftonize

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.
1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.
by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008
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Cliftonism

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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Cliftonite

A person from Clifton in Nottingham, England. Who is unable to speak with any form of articulation or prose.

One who is doomed to work a menial job in chicken plucking all their life, if they choose to get a job at all.
John Doe is a real Cliftonite, he speaks with a full-on potty mouth whilst in the job centre signing on.
by NottsLad April 8, 2009
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