cleveland brown

A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.

Yo, bitch's body was slammin'...too bad she was a Cleveland Brown.

by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003

Cleveland Brown

nice uniform bad helemt (nice body ugly face)

Man that girl is a Cleveland Brown i wish i had a paper bag.

by Blake, Brett, and Jason September 23, 2003

cleveland brown

Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.

Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).

by Fulltime667 December 18, 2004

Cleveland Brown

When a woman has a beautiful body and an ugly face. E.G. nice uniform, ugly helmet.

Sara Jessica Parker is such a Cleveland brown... she needs to do something about that mole.

by Erewan September 10, 2009

cleveland brown

A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.

Cleveland brown is a funny guy

by the guy October 30, 2015

Cleveland brown

A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.

Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.

by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013

Cleveland Brown

His name is Cleveland Brown, he is proud to be back in his hometown with his new family. He meets old friends and new friends and even a bear, with good times and bad times and he shares true love. He's found a place where everyone will know his happy mustached face in the Cleveland Show.

"My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be, back right in my hometown, with my new family. There's old friends and new friends and even a bear. Through good times and bad times, and true love we share. And so I've found a place, where everyone will know, my happy mustached face, This is the Cleveland Show!" *weird chuckle*

by notarealperson111 January 20, 2021