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class-hole 

1. Someone who aspires to become more than just a common ass-hole. A classy ass-hole.

2. A classic ass-hole.
dick: how did you spend your morning?
tom: feeding rocks to children in the park.
dick: your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.
tom: i aspire to have more creativity than the common ass-hole. i'm more of a classy ass-hole. a class-hole if you will. for example, i like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store. thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.
dick: i am in awe.
class-hole by timmytron February 8, 2008
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class-hole 

a student who asks lots of questions or makes comments for the purpose of impressing the professor in the hope that it will result in a higher grade.
"In our Con Law class today that damn Burt never shut up --what a class-hole!"
class-hole by JackR April 15, 2009

Class-hole 

A stereotypical home improvement store customer who often drives a big truck that looks like a pile of dirty shit and takes the designated “Contractor Pro” parking spaces serious enough to leave a note explaining why your rich and entitled Tesla driving ass shouldn’t be parking in his spot. But it’s not really about the parking spot in a Class-holes small mind. He’s envious and regrets his choices made in his miserable life.
Aaron: Hey Brad... Some guy just left a note on my car criticizing my parking space choice and calling me a rich, entitled asshole.

Brad: Wtf man! He’s just jealous of the type of car you drive which he couldn’t afford. What a real Class-hole!
Class-hole by SirWinston February 15, 2021

Class Hole 

A person who can find anything to be classy thus annoying his friends/acquaintances with his odd classiness.
Friend 1: Wow dude look at Steve he's wearing a shirt that looks like a Polo brand shirt but it really has a guy playing lacrosse on it.

Friend 2: I know bro. He's such a class hole.
Class Hole by ClassHole69 December 10, 2010

crass-hole 

a creepy asshole who's name is not worth mentioning
That man is a crass-hole! Stay away from him unless you want to be used and abused.
crass-hole by Geneva October 20, 2006
Yes of course, the 45th U.S. President is the crasshole poster child.
crasshole by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2019

Classhole 

An asshole but with class. Does asshole-ish things, but with a classy twist
Man 1:You see, I am what I call a Classhole, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store, so thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.

Man 2: I am in awe.

Man 1: It's even more fun to do to condoms.
Classhole by Tobi4242 July 7, 2008