dick: how did you spend your morning?
tom: feeding rocks to children in the park.
dick: your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.
tom: i aspire to have more creativity than
the common ass-hole. i'm more of a classy ass-hole. a class-hole if you will. for example, i like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the
grocery store.
thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.
dick: i am in awe.