dick: how did you spend your morning?
tom: feeding rocks to children in the park.
dick: your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.
tom: i aspire to have more creativity than the common ass-hole. i'm more of a classy ass-hole. a class-hole if you will. for example, i like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store. thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.
dick: i am in awe.
A stereotypical home improvement store customer who often drives a big truck that looks like a pile of dirty shit and takes the designated “Contractor Pro” parking spaces serious enough to leave a note explaining why your rich and entitled Tesla driving ass shouldn’t be parking in his spot. But it’s not really about the parking spot in a Class-holes small mind. He’s envious and regrets his choices made in his miserable life.
Aaron: Hey Brad... Some guy just left a note on my car criticizing my parking space choice and calling me a rich, entitled asshole.
Brad: Wtf man! He’s just jealous of the type of car you drive which he couldn’t afford. What a real Class-hole!
Man 1:You see, I am what I call a Classhole, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store, so thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.