clap your shits

To slap or smack another's person buttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion.

"Damn ma! Look at that cake! Imma clap your shits!!"

by smartyfartybitch February 7, 2017

Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019

shit clap

a fart that fills the room with beautiful dissonance.

JLAKDFSDSHGJFHGSDJHGFJSDHGFJHSGDJHFGJSDHgFJHSDGJFHg is pretty much the best replication of the sound i can do through typing.

woah did you hear that shit clap? i masturbated to it! thats how good it was!

by fatchinese April 21, 2009

Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.

Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...

by Loroch March 24, 2018