Clappetite

When a person craves to get their "cheeks clapped"

They have a hunger to receive anal sex, so rough it resembles the sound of making doe. Like for a pizza pie.

I've gotta appetite for a clappetite.

by Matters October 24, 2022

Crappetizer

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizers

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

chappette

Feminine version of chap, similar to lass or lassie.

Listen up chaps and chappettes!

by Kate McCullough September 14, 2008

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crappetite

The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!

by Reon Smith November 15, 2006

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013