by some guy someplace August 28, 2005

by jizzcock May 09, 2003

A female version of the teabag. Thus, putting the vagina on the face of someone sleeping or passed out.
After Jeff passed out on the couch, none of the guys were ballsy enough to give him a teabag, so Sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.
by SteveEH May 15, 2007

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.
Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
by Study Fives June 11, 2010
