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Clam Neck
Clam Neck by SnoopALoop21 April 16, 2008
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clam neck nipples
When a woman's nipples are long, skinny, and dark in color. Resembling the external portion of a clam's gastrointestinal tract also known as the "siphon" or the "neck."
clam neck nipples by Vance M April 25, 2008
Little Neck Clam
Little Neck Clam by I am naked in the tub October 1, 2012
Clam Necklace
Clam Necklace by 907KP February 2, 2022
Clamneck
If you work at a nursing home because you enjoy wiping other people's butts, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever pooped your pants laughing at a poop joke, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever dried a turd in a food dehydrator, then coated it with laquer, put a fish hook in it, then mounted it on a plaque that said "Brown Trout", you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever eaten your pants because you wanted to shit your pants, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever taken a shit that wasn't yours, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever butt-chugged a half-price margarita in the bathroom of a restaurant, you might be a clamneck.
You are a clamneck if you name all of your turds.
If you have a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be E. coli", you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever tipped over a Johnny On The Spot while you were on the INSIDE, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever tried to store a fart in a jar, you might be a clamneck.
If you have a brown cell phone case for the purpose of camouflaging poop stains, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever pooped your pants laughing at a poop joke, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever dried a turd in a food dehydrator, then coated it with laquer, put a fish hook in it, then mounted it on a plaque that said "Brown Trout", you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever eaten your pants because you wanted to shit your pants, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever taken a shit that wasn't yours, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever butt-chugged a half-price margarita in the bathroom of a restaurant, you might be a clamneck.
You are a clamneck if you name all of your turds.
If you have a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be E. coli", you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever tipped over a Johnny On The Spot while you were on the INSIDE, you might be a clamneck.
If you've ever tried to store a fart in a jar, you might be a clamneck.
If you have a brown cell phone case for the purpose of camouflaging poop stains, you might be a clamneck.
Clamneck
Clamneck by Stink, stank, stunk March 15, 2014
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