clam neck 

a long nipple

Look at the clam necks on that stripper.

clam neck by baldman September 6, 2009

Clam Neck 

To smoke a Blunt without ashing it. the Ash will look like a clam neck.

Damn son, that stressed me out, lets go clam neck this blunt.

Clam Neck by SnoopALoop21 April 16, 2008

clam neck nipples 

When a woman's nipples are long, skinny, and dark in color. Resembling the external portion of a clam's gastrointestinal tract also known as the "siphon" or the "neck."

"Dude it was gross, that chick had clam neck nipples."

clam neck nipples by Vance M April 25, 2008

Little Neck Clam 

the Art of putting a woman's vagina on the back of someone's neck

Jody gave Greg a Little Neck Clam in front of 3 camcorders.

Little Neck Clam by I am naked in the tub October 1, 2012

Clam Necklace 

The act of when a woman ejaculates "squirts" onto the area around a man's neck.

Dude she gave me a Clam Necklace after going down on her!

Clam Necklace by 907KP February 2, 2022

Clamneck 

A person whom is infatuated with feces, flatulence and butt holes.

If you work at a nursing home because you enjoy wiping other people's butts, you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever pooped your pants laughing at a poop joke, you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever dried a turd in a food dehydrator, then coated it with laquer, put a fish hook in it, then mounted it on a plaque that said "Brown Trout", you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever eaten your pants because you wanted to shit your pants, you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever taken a shit that wasn't yours, you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever butt-chugged a half-price margarita in the bathroom of a restaurant, you might be a clamneck.

You are a clamneck if you name all of your turds.

If you have a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be E. coli", you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever tipped over a Johnny On The Spot while you were on the INSIDE, you might be a clamneck.

If you've ever tried to store a fart in a jar, you might be a clamneck.

If you have a brown cell phone case for the purpose of camouflaging poop stains, you might be a clamneck.

Clamneck by Clamneck December 31, 2013

Clamneck 

A person whom is infatuated with feces, flatulence and butt holes

If you've ever taken a foreigners "pull my finger" virginity, you might be a clamneck.

Clamneck by Stink, stank, stunk March 15, 2014