A female version of the teabag. Thus, putting the vagina on the face of someone sleeping or passed out.
After Jeff passed out on the couch, none of the guys were ballsy enough to give him a teabag, so Sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.
by SteveEH May 02, 2007
by jizzcock May 10, 2003
by some guy someplace May 22, 2005
Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.
Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.
by Study Fives June 09, 2010